flying Southwest Airlines

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A mother
and her young son were flying Southwest
Airlines from

Kansas City to Chicago .



The little
boy had been looking out of the window. He
turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs
have baby dogs, and big cats have baby

cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"



The mother
couldn't think of an answer.

She told
her son to ask the flight attendant.



The boy
went down the aisle and asked the flight
attendant, "If big dogs have baby dogs, and
big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes
have baby planes?"



The busy
flight attendant smiled and asked the boy,
"Did your mother tell you to ask me?"



The boy
replied, "Yes, she did."



"Well",
said the flight attendant, "you go and tell
your mother that there are no baby planes,
because Southwest always pulls out on time.
Have your mother explain that to you."

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A typical Scottish Baby..

A Scot was drinking in a bar in London when he gets a call on his cell phone.

He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he announces,
his wife has just produced a typical Scottish baby boy weighing 25 pounds.

Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds,
but the man just shrugs, "That's about average up our way, folks...
like I said - my boy's a typical Highland baby boy."

Two weeks later the man returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say,
you're the father of that typical Scottish baby that weighed 25 pounds at
birth, aren't you?

Everybody's been making' bets about how big he'd be in two weeks.....
so how much does he weigh now?”

The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."

The bartender is puzzled and concerned. "What happened?
He was 25 pounds the day he was born."

The father takes a slow swig from his Johnny Walker Whisky,
wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and
proudly says, "Had him circumcised."


God Bless The Scots !

[Rick Wisson]

Thanks for the chuckles.

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