The importance of walking

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The Importance of walking
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> Walking can add minutes to your life.
> This enables you at 85 years old
> To spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
> Home at 1000 per month.
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> My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60.
> Now he's 97 years old and we have no idea where the hell he is.
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> I like long walks, Especially when they are taken By people who annoy me.
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> The only reason I would take up walking Is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
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> I have to walk early in the morning, Before my brain figures out what I'm doing...
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> I joined a health club last year, Spent about 100
> Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there!
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> Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
I do have flabby thighs, But fortunately my stomach covers them.
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> The advantage of exercising every day Is so when you die, they'll say,
> 'Well, he looks good doesn't he.'

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> If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
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> I know I got a lot of exercise
> The last few years,......
> Just getting over the hill.
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> We all get heavier as we get older,
> Because there's a lot more information in our heads.
> That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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> Every time I start thinking too much
> About how I look,
> I just find a pub with a Happy Hour
> And by the time I leave,
> I look just fine.