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Post by retired2 Tue Jul 21, 2015 10:18 am

A STUDENT ASKED HIS ENGLISH PROFESSOR.... "WHAT IS THE DEFINITION OF A DILEMMA?"
 
THE PROFESSOR SAID, "  WELL, THERE'S NOTHING BETTER THAN AN EXAMPLE TO ILLUSTRATE THAT."
 
"IMAGINE THAT YOU ARE LYING IN A BIG BED FLAT ON YOUR BACK WITH A BEAUTIFUL NAKED YOUNG WOMAN ON ONE SIDE AND A GAY MAN ON THE OTHER."
 
"NOW WHICH ONE ARE YOU GOING TO TURN YOUR BACK ON?”
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Post by retired2 Tue Jul 21, 2015 10:19 am

[size=48]STRESS[/size]
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You pick up a hitchhiker... A beautiful girl.
Suddenly, she faints inside your truck and
You take her to the hospital.
Now that's stressful.
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But at the hospital, they say she is pregnant and
Congratulate you that you're going to be a father.
You say that you are not the father, but the girl says you are.
This is getting very stressful!
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You request a DNA test to prove that you are not the father.
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After the tests are completed,
The doctor says the test shows you're infertile,
And probably have been since birth.
You're extremely stressed but relieved.
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On your way back home, you think about your 5 kids at home.
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Post by Rick Wisson Tue Jul 21, 2015 6:14 pm

Wow.
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