DILEMMA?"

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A STUDENT ASKED HIS ENGLISH PROFESSOR.... "WHAT IS THE DEFINITION OF A DILEMMA?"
 
THE PROFESSOR SAID, "  WELL, THERE'S NOTHING BETTER THAN AN EXAMPLE TO ILLUSTRATE THAT."
 
"IMAGINE THAT YOU ARE LYING IN A BIG BED FLAT ON YOUR BACK WITH A BEAUTIFUL NAKED YOUNG WOMAN ON ONE SIDE AND A GAY MAN ON THE OTHER."
 
"NOW WHICH ONE ARE YOU GOING TO TURN YOUR BACK ON?”

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[size=48]STRESS[/size] You pick up a hitchhiker... A beautiful girl. Suddenly, she faints inside your truck and You take her to the hospital. Now that's stressful. But at the hospital, they say she is pregnant and Congratulate you that you're going to be a father. You say that you are not the father, but the girl says you are. This is getting very stressful! You request a DNA test to prove that you are not the father. After the tests are completed, The doctor says the test shows you're infertile, And probably have been since birth. You're extremely stressed but relieved. On your way back home, you think about your 5 kids at home.

[Rick Wisson]

Wow.

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