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Nymphomaniac Convention
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> A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane.
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> He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat
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> As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his.
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> Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out,
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> " Business trip or pleasure?"
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> She turned, smiled and said, "" Business.
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> I'm going to the Annual Nympho- maniacs of America Convention in Boston ."
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> He swallowed hard.
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> Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a
> meeting of nymphomaniacs.
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> Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"
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> " Lecturer," she responded.
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> " I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
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> " Really?" he said.
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> "And what kind of myths are there?"
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> " Well," she explained, " One popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.
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> Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best.
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> I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck."
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> Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. " I'm sorry," she said, " I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don't even know your name..."
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> " Tonto," the man said,
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> " Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba."