Bless the newfie

[retired2]

A Newfie calls up his lawyer and asks ?



" Wit all dem lawsuits going on I'm feelin ' kinda left out,





How do I get in on some of dat action? I hears that people are suing

The cigarette companies 'cause they got
Cancer and



others are suing the Big Mac company cause

They got themselves fat and all kinds of stuff"!!

His lawyer asks "And which one of those categories do you fit under?"





The dear ole Newfie, God bless his soul answers.....

"Neider b'y, I just wanna know if I can sue Molson's Beer

for all Dem ugly women I woke up wit...

[Ruby Tuesday]

Yikes! Morning after woes.