Newfie joke

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Newfie joke




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> The judge says to a double-homicide defendant,
> "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a
> hammer."
> A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out,
> "You bastard!"
> The judge says, "You're also charged with beating
> your mother-in-law to death with a hammer."
> The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out,
> "You rotten bastard!"
> The judge stops and says to the guy in the back of
> the courtroom, a Newfie ,
> Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at
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> these crimes, but no more outbursts from you,
> or I'll charge you with contempt. Is that understood?"
> The Newfie in the back of the court stands up and
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> says, "I'm sorry, Your Honour, but for fifteen years,
> I've lived next door to that a**sshole, and every time
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> I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn't
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> have one.