"Farm Girl Looking for Romance"

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Sex after
surgery!

A recent
article in the Dominion Post reported that a woman, Anne
Maynard,has sued Wellington Hospital, saying that after her
husband had surgery
there, he lost all interest in
sex.

A hospital
spokesman replied:
"Mr. Maynard was admitted
for cataract surgery. All we did was correct his
eyesight

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*In Florida , an atheist created a case against Easter and Passover Holy
days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against
Christians and Jews and observances of their holy days. T he argument was
that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days. The case was
brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by
the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring, "Case dismissed!" The
lawyer immediately stood and objecting to the ruling saying, "Your honor,
How can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas,
Easter and others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet
my
client and all other atheists have no such holidays..." The judge leaned
forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your client, counselor, is
woefully ignorant." The lawyer said," Your Honor, we are unaware of any
special observance or holiday for atheists." *
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*The judge said, " The calendar says April 1st is April Fools Day. Psalm
14:1 states, ' The fool says in his heart, there is no God. ' Thus, it is
the opinion of this court, that, if your client says there is no God, then
he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day. Court is adjourned..."*
*You gotta love a Judge that knows his scripture! *

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THE OSTRICH !

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown
ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for
their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries
and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's
yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich.

A short time later the waitress returns with the
order. "That will Be $9.40 please" The man
reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact
change for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come
again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries
and a coke."

The ostrich says, "I'll have the same."

Again the man reaches into his pocket and
pays with exact change.

This becomes routine until the two enter again.
"The usual?" Asks the waitress. "No, this is
Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato
and a salad," says the man. "Same," says the
ostrich. Shortly the waitress brings the order
and says, "That will be $32.62." Once again
the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket
and places it on the table.

The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any
longer. "Excuse me, Sir. How do you manage to
always come up with the exact change in your
pocket every time?"

"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was
cleaning the attic and Found an old lamp. When
I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me
two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had
to pay for anything, I would just put my hand
in my pocket and the right amount of money
would always be there."

"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people
would ask for a Million Dollars or something,
but you'll always be as rich as you want for as
long as you live!"

"That's right..Whether it's a gallon of milk or a
Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there,"
says the man.

The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?"

The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second
wish was for a tall chick with a big ass and long
legs who agrees with everything I say.."




WELL HELLO !!!!!!

Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humor out of life,

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"The Ostrich" is too funny! 

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