Missing Wife

by retired2 Sat Apr 26, 2014 9:40 pm

Missing Wife

Distraught husband filing a report on his missing wife:

Husband: I lost my wife (Misty), she went shopping & still has not reached home yet.

Inspector: What is her height?

Husband: I never noticed.

Inspector: Slim or healthy?

Husband: Not slim, can be healthy.

Inspector: Color of eyes?

Husband: Never noticed.

Inspector: Color of hair ?

Husband: Changes according to the season.

Inspector: What was she wearing?

Husband: Pant suit or dress..... I don't remember exactly.

Inspector: Was she going in a car???

Husband: yes.

Inspector: tell me the number, name & color of the car ? . ... . . . ..

Husband: Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door. ….and then the husband started crying...

Inspector: Don't worry sir, we will find your car...