ODE TO DUFFY

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What also must be done is stop giving politicians monstrous pensions for brief service !


What also must be done is stop giving politicians monstrous pensions for brief service !



ODE TO DUFFY




No one has claimed responsibility for writing this but it sure

hits the nail on the head


The Ode to Fluffy

Fluffy Duffy, sat in the House
Fluffy Duffy, was a real louse.
Trying to figure, Where is his home?;
On taxpayers money, he continued to roam.
Wheeling and dealing, like Wallin and Mack
But all of a sudden, he seemed to lose track.
Of how much he took, and where it all went
Said he had no idea, how it got spent.
So back to the trough, to try to get more
Said to his wife, Well never be poor.
The rules are unclear, and colleagues so dumb
From PEI, Ill tell them Im from.
Two principal homes, he claimed to possess
Saying if he gets caught, hell never confess.
He feared he might have, a big heart attack
So the money hell need, and not give it back.
Then along came that scoundrel, Robert S. Fife
His nosing around, upset Fluffys life.
He blabbed to the world, Fluffys nothing but dirt
And God only knows, how much that hurt.
He prodded and poked, and gossip he bought
Fluffy had no idea, hed ever get caught.
Hes an honest man, Harper he claimed
Fluffys response to them all, was He had been defamed.
When it seemed to them all, that Fluffy was done
The mess he was in, was not really fun.
They thought they had brought him, down to his knees
Till Harper sent Nigel, with his 90 gs.
So off he did run, right up to the bank
Still trying to figure, just who to thank.
Taxpayers, or Harper or Nigel his friend;
But they all remained silent, right up to the end.
The money he took, has thus been put back
So the auditors now, will cease to attack.
Fluffys honesty, integrity, and all hes stood for
Is now in his cabin, behind a locked door.
Theyll not snoop around, it is plain for to see
As the help he now has, from R-C-M-P.
His Senator friends, may give him a fine
But do as they wish, hell never resign.
With an exorbitant salary, which theyll never freeze
He continues along, and cheats as he please.
Double dipping hell show you, can be so easy
When a Senator learns, how to be sleazy.
With taxpayers dollars, hes now off the hook,
And hell make some more money, when he publishes a book.
And its onward and upward, hell never be blue
As he continues his game, and make fools out of you.
You cant kiss him goodbye, while hes still alive
Until of course, when hes seventy-five.
But by then you will see, before he is off,
Hell continue to feed, till he empties the trough.

It cant get much better, as hes still hale and hearty
He got where he is, as a friend of the party.
They covered his back, as the truth they cant tell,
So, unless youre a Tory, go directly to hell.
Politics as you know, is always so sleazy
And ripping you off, theyve made all too easy
So really good people, wont get in the game
As cheating and lying, will ruin their good name.
It has happened before, and never will change
Attracting those people, who really are strange.
They claim working for you, is not really easy,
As the way they succeed, just has to be sleazy.





Two Term Limits

Limit all politicians to two terms.

One in office, One in prison.

It works: Detroit and Chicago already do this.