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Post by retired2 Tue Oct 01, 2013 8:02 pm

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old farmer, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to politicians and their role as our leaders.

The old rancher said, "Well, you know, most politicians like Mike Duffy are 'Post Turtles'.''

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him, what a 'post turtle' was.

The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he's elevated beyond his ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with."

Best explanation I've heard yet.
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Post by retired2 Tue Oct 01, 2013 8:02 pm



Just the other day a lady friend said to me,

"I don't want to brag, or make anyone jealous

or anything, but, I can still fit into the earrings

that I wore in High School!"

Yea, she was like that in school, too...

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Post by growler Wed Oct 02, 2013 10:09 am

i can comb my hair and have it parted right down the middle,just like i could back then!
and do it kwicker 2 !
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Post by retired2 Wed Oct 02, 2013 12:09 pm

Welcome back growler. Posts on here won't get many replies but they do get 20--30 views or reads which is not too bad.
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Post by growler Thu Oct 03, 2013 8:29 am

yeah well i became very unpopular with the dictator at another place and was edited for poking fun at some things,and being of the wrong political outlook,had different things removed.
so as the welcome mat had been taken away, figured i'd come back and abuse everyone here !
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Post by retired2 Sat Oct 05, 2013 8:56 pm

Speaking of Duffy, we never did see his house on PEI. Did see Stomping Tom's birth place
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Post by observer Sat Oct 05, 2013 9:34 pm

growler wrote:yeah well i became very unpopular with the dictator at another place and was edited for poking fun at some things,and being of the wrong political outlook,had different things removed.
so as the welcome mat had been taken away, figured i'd come back and abuse everyone here !
AGAIN, Growler?
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Post by Ruby Tuesday Sat Oct 05, 2013 9:56 pm

I was thinking the same thing, "again"? Are we the reject group then?
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Post by growler Sun Oct 06, 2013 10:32 am

no just the most abused group !
thats why i left for the summer.
i thought you had enough of my quotes and stuff ?
and needed some peace and quiet,when we almost had a summer!
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