Three women

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Three women and three men are traveling by train to the
Super Bowl.


At the station, the three men each buy a ticket and watch
as the three women buy just one ticket.


"How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?"
asks one of the men.


"Watch and learn," answers one of the women.


They all board the train.


The three men take their respective seats but all three
women cram into a toilet together
and close the door.


Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes
around collecting tickets.
He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket, please.! "


The door opens just a crack, and a single arm emerges
with a ticket in hand.


The conductor takes it and moves on.


The men see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea;
so, after the game, they decide to do the same thing on the
return trip
and save some money.


When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for
the return trip but see, to their astonishment,
that the three women don't buy any ticket at all!!


"How are you going to travel without a ticket?"
says one perplexed man.


"Watch and learn," answer the women.


When they board the train, the three men cram themselves
into a toilet, and the three women cram into another toilet
just down the way.


Shortly after the train is on its way, one of the women leaves
her toilet
and walks over to the toilet in which the men are hiding.


The woman knocks on their door and says,"Ticket, please."


I'm still trying to figure out why men ever think they are
smarter than women

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The Newfoundland Department of Employment claimed a boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent to Burin to investigate him.

GOVT AGENT: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them."

Boat Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my hired hand; he's been with me for three years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Lamb's rum and a dozen Labatt Lite every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally."

GOVT AGENT: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one."

Boat Owner: "That'll be me. What'd you want to know?"

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Women in Leather Dresses

Did You Know This About Leather Dresses? ?

Do you know that when a woman wears

a leather dress,

a man's heart beats quicker,

his throat gets dry ,

he gets weak in the knees,

and he thinks irrationally ?

Ever wonder why?



It's because she smells
like a
N e w T r u c k!

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The Secretary

A married man was having an affair with his secretary.

One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around 8 pm. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied. H...e slipped into his shoes and drove home.

"Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house.

"Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary and we've been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until eight o'clock."

The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!"

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