traveling by train

[retired2]

Three women and three men are traveling by train to the
Super Bowl.


At the station, the three men each buy a ticket and watch
as the three women buy just one ticket.


"How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?"
asks one of the men.


"Watch and learn," answers one of the women.


They all board the train.


The three men take their respective seats but all three
women cram into a toilet together
and close the door.


Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes
around collecting tickets.
He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket, please.! "


The door opens just a crack, and a single arm emerges
with a ticket in hand.


The conductor takes it and moves on.


The men see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea;
so, after the game, they decide to do the same thing on the
return trip
and save some money.


When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for
the return trip but see, to their astonishment,
that the three women don't buy any ticket at all!!


"How are you going to travel without a ticket?"
says one perplexed man.


"Watch and learn," answer the women.


When they board the train, the three men cram themselves
into a toilet, and the three women cram into another toilet
just down the way.


Shortly after the train is on its way, one of the women leaves
her toilet
and walks over to the toilet in which the men are hiding.


The woman knocks on their door and says,"Ticket, please."


I'm still trying to figure out why men ever think they are
smarter than women