The Scotsman

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The Scotsman,


My wife and I walked past a swanky new restaurant last night.

"Did you smell that food?" she asked. Then she added: "It smells incredible!"

Being the kind hearted Scotsman that I am, I thought, "What the heck, I'll treat her."

So we turned around and walked past it again.

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The Banana Test
There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are four animals...
,
A Lion A Chimp A Giraffe ...AND...
A Squirrel They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to
Get a banana off the tree.
Who do you guess will win?
Your answer will reflect your personality.
So think carefully . . .
Try and answer within 30 seconds.
Got your answer?
Now scroll down to see the analysis.




:
If your answer is:
Lion = you're dull.
Chimpanzee = you're dense.
Giraffe = you're a complete moron.
Squirrel = you're hopeless.

A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS.
Obviously you're stressed and overworked. You should take some time off and relax
Have two glasses of wine.
A full box of Chocolates.
And a nice lunch.

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