THE SUMMER ROMANCE

[retired2]

You appeared from no where and shamelessly, without any reservations, you laid on my naked body...you sensed my indifference, so you applied

your hungry mouth to me without any guilt or humiliation, and you drove me near crazy while

you drained me. Finally, I drifted off to sleep.



Today when I awoke, you were gone, I searched for you but to no avail, only the sheets bore witness to last night's events.





My body still bears faint marks of your enthusiastic ravishing, making it all the more difficult to forget you. Tonight, I will remain awake, waiting for you...













F##king mosquito!!!!!

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There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large,

trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it

down in one swig.



"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?", he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.



"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can’t

stand to see a man crying."



"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I

was late to a meeting and my boss fired me.







When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I

don't have any insurance.







I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another

man and then my dog bit me."



"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all,

I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison

dissolve ............................... then you show up and drink

the whole thing!







But enough about me, how's your day going?"