Life
3 posters
Page 1 of 1
Life
by retired2 Tue Jan 12, 2016 12:45 pm
A wealthy couple were having dinner at an upscale restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him
later and walks away.
The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who the hell was that?"
"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."
"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce!"
"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get
a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering
in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more BMW in the garage
and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours."
Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on
his arm.
"Who's that woman with George?" asks the wife.
"That's his mistress," says her husband.
“Ours is prettier,” the wife replied.
later and walks away.
The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who the hell was that?"
"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."
"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce!"
"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get
a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering
in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more BMW in the garage
and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours."
Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on
his arm.
"Who's that woman with George?" asks the wife.
"That's his mistress," says her husband.
“Ours is prettier,” the wife replied.
retired2- Bonfire Tilter
- Posts : 5986
Join date : 2012-02-24
observer- The Watchful Eye
- Posts : 2367
Join date : 2012-02-24
Location : Delhi
Similar topicsPage 1 of 1
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum