Being a senior citizen really sucks!

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She's single... She's shapely ..She's beautiful and she lives right across the street.
I can see her place from my kitchen window.

I watched as she got home from work this evening.  I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door.
 
I opened the door, she looked at me and said, "I just got home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time, dance, get drunk, and have sex tonight.
Are you doing anything?"
 
I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free!"


"Great," she said. "Can you watch my dog?"

Being a senior citizen really sucks!

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VINCENT VAN GOGH'S  FAMILY TREE

 

Who thinks up these things!!?!!

 
 

His dizzy aunt ----------------------------------------------- Verti Gogh

 

The brother who ate prunes------------------------------- Gotta Gogh

 

The brother who worked at a convenience store ------ Stop N Gogh

 

The grandfather from Yugoslavia ----------------------------- U Gogh

 

His magician uncle -------------------------------- Where-Diddy Gogh

 

His Mexican cousin ---------------------------------------- A Mee Gogh

 

The Mexican cousin's American half-brother ------------ Gring Gogh

 

The nephew who drove a stage coach --------------- Wells-Far Gogh

 

The constipated uncle ------------------------------------- Can't Gogh

 

The ballroom dancing aunt -------------------------------- Tang Gogh

 

The bird lover uncle -------------------------------------- Flamin Gogh

 

An aunt who taught positive thinking ------------------ Way-to-Gogh

 

The little bouncy nephew ----------------------------------- Poe Gogh

 

A sister who loved disco -------------------------------------- Go Gogh

 

And his niece who travels the country in an RV ------ Winnie Bay Gogh

 
I saw you smiling . . .. there ya Gogh!