HOLY E-MAIL

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HOLY E-MAIL

One day God was looking down at earth and
saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on...



So He called His angels and sent one to earth for a time.



When the angel returned, he told God,
'Yes, it is bad on earth; 95% are misbehaving
and only 5% are not.

God thought for a moment and said,
'Maybe I had better send down a second
angel to get another opinion.'



So God called another angel and sent her to earth for a time.



When the angel returned she went to God and said,
'Yes, it's true. The earth is in decline;
95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good...'

God was not pleased.




So He decided to e-mail the 5% who were good,
because He wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going.


Do you know what the e-mail said?




Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn't get one either.

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PEPPERMINT

I recently spent $6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull.
I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow.
I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth.

Anyhow, I had the Vet come and have a look at him.
He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young,
so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.

The bull started to service the cows within two days, all my cows!
He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows!


He's like a machine !



I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him ..

but they kind of taste like peppermint.