GREAT SCOTSMAN PICK-UP LINE

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GREAT SCOTSMAN PICK-UP LINE

A Scotsman walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.

He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'
“No,” he replies, “I just got this state-of the-art watch and I was testing it.”
The intrigued woman says, “A state-of-the-art watch. What's so special about it?”
The Scotsman explains, “It uses alpha waves tae talk to me telepathically.”
The lady says, “What's it telling you now?”
“Well, it says you're no wearing any panties.”
The woman giggles and replies,
“Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!”
The Scotsman smiles, taps his watch and says, “Bluidy thing's an oor fast!”