Seniors and texting..

[retired2]

An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones.

The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more ofa no-nonsense guy.
One afternoon the wife went out to meet afriend for coffee. While waiting for the friend to arrive
she decided to send her husband a romantic text message and wrote:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, sendme your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you."







The husband texted back to her:

"I'm on the toilet. Please advise."

[kishgo]

Sigh, so much for trying to be romantic....

[uncle jack]

  who hacked into my phone    

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