Can you go totally "paperless

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This is short and funny.  Enjoy.
 
 
 

Can you go totally "paperless?"

http://www.flixxy.com/the-paperless-future-emma.htm

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YOU WILL HAVE DEFINITELY GAINED SOME EXTRA KNOWLEDGE AFTER YOU
FINISH READING THIS MAIL.


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Our eyes are always the same size from birth, 
But our nose and ears never stop growing. 
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The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" 
Uses every letter of the alphabet.


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The words 'racecar,'
'kayak' , and 'level' 
Are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes).
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There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous 

There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious." 

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TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. 

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A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

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A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds. 

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A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

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A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes. 
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A snail can sleep for three years. 

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Almonds are a member of the peach family. 
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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. 
(I know some people like that also)
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Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age. 
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February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon. 
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In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated. 

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If the population of China walked past you, 8 abreast, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

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Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors. 

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Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite! 

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Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
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The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing. 
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The cruise liner, QE 2

moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns. 
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The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket. 
(Good thing he did that.) 
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The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid. 

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There are more chickens than people in the world. 
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Winston Churchill

was born in a ladies' room during a dance. 
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Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

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Bonus!! All the ants in Africa weigh more than ALL the Elephants!! 
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Now you know (a little) more than you did before!!

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i must be part goldfish ?
i forgot what i learned from spending time reading all this !
i think i'll go use a bit of paper !

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