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Post by retired2 on Tue May 27, 2014 8:50 am

If there was a shred of doubt the world is totally insane, this will remove it.


This says it all.......



Pythagoras' Theorem: ...............................24 words.
Lord's Prayer: ................................................... 66 words.
Archimedes' Principle: .....................................67 words.
Ten Commandments: ...............................................179 words.
Gettysburg Address: .........................................................286 words.
US Declaration of Independence: ....................................1,300 words.
US Constitution with all 27 Amendments: ...............................7,818 words.
EU Regulations on the Sale of CABBAGES: ...................26,911 words







IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD



1) You can't count your hair.



2) You can't wash your eyes with soap.



3) You can't breathe when your tongue is out.



Put your tongue back in your mouth, you silly person.








TEN (10) THINGS I KNOW ABOUT YOU



1) You are reading this.



2) You are human.



3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips.



4) You just attempted to do it.



6) You are laughing at yourself.



7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.



Cool You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.



9) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone does it too.



10) You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it.
You have received this e-mail because I didn't want to be alone in the idiot category.



Have a great Day. Laugh, and then Laugh and sing It's a Beautiful Morning even when it's not.



"Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many."
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