Slide Down the Banister of Life

[retired2]

As You Slide Down the Banister of Life Towards 2013 -- Remember:
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2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.

3. The difference between the Pope and your boss, the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.




4. My mind works like lightning, one brilliant Flash and it is gone.

5. The only time the world beats a path to Your door is if you're in the bathroom.


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6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood.

7. It used to be only death and taxes, Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.


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8. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.

9. My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a large trash can.
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10. Definition of a teenager? God's punishment ... for enjoying sex.

Thought for the day:

Be who you are and say what you feel ... because those that matter... don't mind ... and those that mind ...don't matter!


And As You Slide Down that Banister of Life You Should Pray That
All The Splinters Are Pointed The Other Way...

[retired2]

Dear Santa,
I don't want much for Christmas, I just want the person reading this to be happy.
Friends are the fruit cake of life - some nutty, some soaked in alcohol, some sweet - but mix them together and they're my friends.
Love ya.


PS. Be glad I didn't tell everyone which kind of fruit cake you are.

[growler]

i know i'm not to sweet so whats that make me ?

[kishgo]

Gee retired2, I didn't know you cared so much! Hehehe

[retired2]

Gee retired2, I didn't know you cared so much! Hehehe

[kishgo]

Shhh...let's keep it a secret!

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