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Post by retired2 on Tue Jan 12, 2016 2:45 pm

A wealthy couple were having dinner at an upscale restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him

later and walks away.

The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who the hell was that?"

"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."

"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce!"

"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get

a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering

in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more BMW in the garage

and no more yacht club.  But the decision is yours."

Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on

his arm.

"Who's that woman with George?" asks the wife.



"That's his mistress," says her husband.



“Ours is prettier,” the wife replied.
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Post by observer on Tue Jan 12, 2016 7:44 pm

Pretty chauvinistic joke, retired! LOL
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Post by Rick Wisson on Tue Jan 12, 2016 8:20 pm

Oh oh.
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