Oh, the places we go!

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I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.

I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.

I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work. I live close so it's a short drive.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.

I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go and I try not to visit there too often.

I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.

Some times I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.

One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenaline flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!

And, sometimes I think I am in Vincible but life shows me I am not.



People keep telling me I'm in Denial but I'm positive I've never been there before!

I have been in Deep---- many times; the older I get, the easier it is to get there. I actually kind of enjoy it there.

So far, I haven't been in Continent, but my travel agent says I'll be going soon.

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Pearly Gates



Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.



'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'



The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said.

'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.



The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'

Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.



The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'

The paddy replied, 'These are Carols.'

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Know what this is?








Frosty the Snowman's baby picture! Ha.

[kishgo]

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You have just been hit with an forum snow ball!~

It's the start of.....

Snow Ball Fight 2012 !!

One rule to this game....

You can NOT hit someone who has already hit you!

Now..

Go out there and get as many people as you can, Before they get you!

I got you first! And you can't get me back!

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