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Post by retired2 Mon Nov 05, 2012 10:26 pm



An old Irishman was asked,

"At your ripe age, what would you prefer to get

– Parkinson’s Disease or Alzheimer's Disease?"



The Irishman answered, "Definitely Parkinson’s.

Better to spill half an ounce of whiskey than to forget where you keep the bottle!"

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Post by retired2 Mon Nov 05, 2012 10:27 pm

A man is walking home alone late one foggy night...

when behind him he hears:


Bump...



BUMP...



BUMP...



Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.



BUMP...




BUMP...




BUMP...




Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him




FASTER...



FASTER...




BUMP...




BUMP...




BUMP...




He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.



However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping




clappity-BUMP...



clappity-BUMP...




clappity-BUMP...




on his heels, the terrified man runs.




Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.



With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.








Bumping and clapping toward him.




The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!



Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...



and,



(hopefully you're ready for this!!!)




The coffin stops
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Post by duckey Tue Nov 06, 2012 10:41 am

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Post by growler Tue Nov 06, 2012 11:50 am

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