What Is Couple Sex?

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All you Grandpas and Grandmas, this is too funny not to forward.
We are all reaching that stage where we need to keep the wax out of our ears and keep the hearing aids tuned up. Enjoy!


--- What Is Couple Sex?


An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him, "Grampa, what is couple sex?"
The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she's old enough to know to ask
the question, then she's old enough to get a straight answer.
Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to tell her all about human reproduction and the joys and
responsibilities of intercourse.
When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement.
Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked her, "Why did you ask this question, honey?"
The little girl replied, "Grandma says that dinner will be ready in just a couple secs.
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In church I heard a lady in the pew next to me saying a prayer.

It was so sweet and sincere that I just had to share with you:

Dear Lord,
This has been a tough two or three years ...
You have taken my favorite actor Patrick Swayze.
My favourite musician Michael Jackson.
My favourite salesman Billy Mays.
My favourite actress Elizabeth Taylor.
And now my favourite singer Whitney Houston.
I just wanted you to know that my favourite politician is Dalton McGuinty.

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There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning.

When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she instructed.

When the hysteria and alarms finally subsided, I found out that

she was referring to my credit card.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to Seniors a little clearer.

[growler]

before i read it,i was thinking couple sex was a lot more fun than sex by yourself ! but i guess i'm wrong again ! and i love your second post ! do you mind if i start using that prayer ?

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Be my guest growler

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During a recent Romney campaign stop,
A heckler from the audience shouted,


"Hey Mitt Witt, where are you hiding your tax returns?"


Governor Romney politely responded,


"I've found a very secure place that
I'm certain they won't be found."


The insistent heckler, then shouted,


"And just where is that, dummy?"


Governor Romney smiled and said,

"The safest place, ever....
They're underneath Obama's college records,
His immigration status as a student,
And his funding sources to pay for college.
Now, Sir, what's your next question?"

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These rules are so true.

1. F***ing once a week is good for your health, but it’s harmful if done every day.

2. F***ing gives proper relaxation for your mind & body.

3. F***ing refreshes you.

4. After F***ing don’t eat too much; go for more liquids.

5. Try to do f*** ing in bed because it can save your valuable energy.

6. F***ing can even reduce your cholesterol level.


So remember:







FASTING is good for your health, and may God cleanse your Dirty Mind.