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Are you fast???
by retired2 Sun Sep 16, 2012 12:18 pm
Wow!!!
Are you fast???
THIS GUY WAS SUPPOSEDLY TIMED AT 3/100'S OF A SECOND.
HE COULD SHOOT YOU EVEN IF YOU WERE HOLDING A GUN ON HIM.
YOUR REACTION WOULD NOT BE FAST ENOUGH TO PULL TRIGGER.
http://www.wimp.com/fastestgunman/
Are you fast???
THIS GUY WAS SUPPOSEDLY TIMED AT 3/100'S OF A SECOND.
HE COULD SHOOT YOU EVEN IF YOU WERE HOLDING A GUN ON HIM.
YOUR REACTION WOULD NOT BE FAST ENOUGH TO PULL TRIGGER.
http://www.wimp.com/fastestgunman/
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Re: Are you fast???
by retired2 Sun Sep 16, 2012 2:05 pm
The Porch
A blonde teenage girl, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer,
decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman' and started canvassing a
nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first
house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
'Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,' he said. 'How
much will you charge me?'
Delighted, the girl quickly responded, 'How about $50?'
The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she
would need were in the garage.
The man's wife, hearing the conversation said to her husband, 'Does she
realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house.
He responded, 'That's a bit cynical, isn't it?'
The wife replied, 'You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all
those dumb blonde jokes.
Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
'You're finished already?' the startled husband asked.
'Yes, the blonde replied, and I even had paint left over, so I gave it
two coats."
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it
to her along with a ten dollar tip."
'And by the way,' the blonde added, 'it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus.'
A blonde teenage girl, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer,
decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman' and started canvassing a
nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first
house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
'Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,' he said. 'How
much will you charge me?'
Delighted, the girl quickly responded, 'How about $50?'
The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she
would need were in the garage.
The man's wife, hearing the conversation said to her husband, 'Does she
realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house.
He responded, 'That's a bit cynical, isn't it?'
The wife replied, 'You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all
those dumb blonde jokes.
Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
'You're finished already?' the startled husband asked.
'Yes, the blonde replied, and I even had paint left over, so I gave it
two coats."
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it
to her along with a ten dollar tip."
'And by the way,' the blonde added, 'it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus.'
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Re: Are you fast???
by retired2 Sun Sep 16, 2012 2:16 pm
M A I L F R O M A
S TuDeNT
TO H I S D A D
An Arab student sends an e-mail to his dad,
Dear Dad
Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive at my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599 G.T.B when all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train.
Your son, Nasser.
My dear loving son
Twenty million dollars of revenue from American, Canadian and Australian petrol pumps has just been transferred to your account. Please stop embarrassing the Family. Go and get yourself a train too
Love, Your Dad
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