The Sensitive Man

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The Sensitive Man

A woman meets a man in a bar.
They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together..
They get back to his place,
and as he shows her around his apartment.

She notices that one wall of his bedroom is
completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.

There are three shelves in the bedroom,
with hundreds and hundreds of cute,
cuddly teddy bears carefully placed
in rows, covering the entire wall!
It was obvious that he had taken
quite some time to lovingly arrange them
and she was immediately touched
by the amount of thought he had
put into organizing the display.
There were small bears all along
the bottom shelf,
medium-sized bears covering the
length of the middle shelf,
and huge, enormous bears running
all the way along the top shelf.

She found it strange for an
obviously masculine guy
to have such a large collection of
Teddy Bears,
She is quite impressed by his
sensitive side. but doesn't mention this to him.

They share a bottle of wine and
continue talking and
after awhile, she finds herself thinking,

'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one!
Maybe he could be the future father of my children?'

She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips

He responds warmly.

They continue to kiss, the passion builds,
and he romantically lifts her in
his arms and carries her into his bedroom
where they rip off each other's
clothes and make hot, steamy love.

She is so overwhelmed that she
responds with more passion,
more creativity, more heat than she has ever known.

After an intense, explosive night
of raw passion with this sensitive guy,
they are lying there together in
the afterglow.
The woman rolls over, gently
strokes his chest and asks coyly,

'Well, how was it?'

The guy gently smiles at her,

strokes her cheek,

looks deeply into her eyes, and says:

'Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf'

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Welfare Question!



When you apply for Welfare in Pakistan,
China, Asia, Mexico or Arab countries,
what does that Government give you?





Answer - A map of Canada!

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Ontario – Hit this one RIGHT ON:

Finally a joke about Ontario that does not involve the losing Maple Leafs or the Sens!

An Ontarian, a Prince Edward Islander and a Newfie all die and go to hell.

While there, they spot a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back home to Earth.

The Islander asks to call Charlottetown and talks for 5 minutes. When he finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so the Islander writes him a cheque.

Next the Newfie calls St. John's and talks for 30 minutes. When he was finished the devil informs him that the cost is 6 million dollars, so the Newfie writes him a cheque.

Finally the Ontarian gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he was finished the devil informed him that there would be no charge for the call, and feel free to call Ontario anytime.

When the Newfie hears this, he goes ballistic, and asks the devil why the Ontarian got to call his home province free.

The devil replied," Since McGuinty became premier of Ontario , the province has gone to hell, so naturally it's a local call."

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