A little boy

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A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly




and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened .






Then


he

decided to write God a


letter requesting the

$100.00.











When











The postal




authorities received the letter to God ,




USA ,


they decided to send it to the




President.












The president

was so amused that he


instructed his secretary to send the

little boy a $ 5.00 bill.












The president

thought this would appear


to be a lot of

money


to a little

boy.












The little boy

was delighted with the


$5.00 bill and sat down to write a

thank-you


note to God, which


read:












Dear God: Thank

you very


much for sending the money. However, I noticed

that for


some reason


you sent it

through


Washington

D.C. and


those assholes took $95.00 in

taxes.

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A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a
Xmas fancy dress party.
He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden
leg, so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his
problem. A few days later he receives a parcel with a
note:


Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a Pirate's outfit. The spotted
handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden
leg you will be just right as a Pirate. The man is
offended that the outfit emphasizes his disability, so he
writes a letter of complaint.. A week passes and he
receives another parcel and note:


Dear Sir,
Sorry about the previous parcel. Please find enclosed a
monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and
with your bald head you will really look the part. The man
is really incandescent with rage now, because the company
has gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to drawing
attention to his bald head.. So he writes a really strong
letter of complaint.. A few days later he gets a very small
parcel from the company with the accompanying letter:




Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a tin of Golden Syrup.
We suggest you pour the tin of Golden Syrup over your bald
head, let it harden, then stick your wooden leg up your arse
and go as a toffee apple.

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Sitting by the window of her convent, Sister Barbara opened a letter from home one evening.

Inside the letter was a $100 bill her parents had sent. Sister Barbara smiled at the gesture.

As she read the letter by the window, she noticed a shabbily dressed stranger leaning against the lamp post below.

Quickly, she wrote, "Don't despair. Sister Barbara," on a piece of paper, wrapped the $100 bill in it, got the man's attention and tossed it out the window to him..



The stranger picked it up, and with a puzzled expression and a tip of his hat, went off down the street. The next day, Sister Barbara was told that a man was at her door, insisting on seeing her. She went down, and found the stranger waiting.



Without a word, he handed her a huge wad of $100 bills. "What's this?" she asked.





"That's the $8,000 you have coming Sister," he replied.







"Don't Despair paid 80-to-1."

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