JUST, TAKE CARE EVERYBODY!!

[retired2]

Hot before yesterday, Hot yesterday and Hot again today...//$%&#???......

JUST, TAKE CARE EVERYBODY!!.....



The weathermen say the temperature is going to reach extremely high levels today,

and everyone should check on the elderly and senile.



Are you all OK out there in computer land???

[growler]

boy now i'm mad at you the person who retired twice ! (most are lucky to retire just once)
just because i got old that now you can say that i'm slow (like a snaile)!
and you don't even know how to spelt it rite !
grrrrrrr..........!

probably don't even like my smoky tire fire !

[kishgo]

Am I the "elderly" or the "senile" ? I forget! LOL

[retired2]

IT'S SO HOT in ONTARIO .....the birds have to use potholders to pull the worms out of the ground......the trees are whistling for the dogs......the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.....hot water comes from both taps......you can make sun tea instantly......you learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron......the temperature drops below 90 F and you feel a little chilly......you discover that in July it only takes two fingers to steer your car (one on each hand)......you discover that you can get sunburned through your car window......you actually burn your hand opening the car door......you break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 5:30 A.M......your biggest motorcycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death"?.....you realize that asphalt has a liquid stage......the potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter......the cows are giving evaporated milk......farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs. IT'S SO DRY in ONTARIOthat the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving rain checks, and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water!

[observer]

Above post sounds like it could have been a Johnny Carson routine!

Does anyone REMEMBER who Johnny Carson was? LOL

Has been hot though. I peer through the windows at my flower beds - and HOPE they're all surviving the heat and the lack of weeding. When it gets a bit cooler - I'll go out and check!!!

[kishgo]

Very hot here even though we are surrounded by water. Just barely a breeze. The grandkids are complaining about no air, so I gave them a choice, nicely worded, do you want to stay or go back to the city in the morning? LOL They're staying!!!

[Slowfood]

I'm out tomorrow in a truck with inoperative A/C. 1-1/2 hours each way. One stop tanker load.I'll be stopping at McDonalds on the way for a drink though.

[retired2]

Have a safe trip

[growler]

i thought you would have 2-80 air while on the highway.
or don't the WINDOWs open ?
if not, i'd call rusty. he fixes every ones WINDOWs !

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