I am Canadian!!!

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I AM CANADIAN!!!


I am in the minority in Calgary, Vancouver, Toronto,and every casino in this country.

I was born in the forties, fifties or sixties, yet I am somehow responsible for some First Nation people being screwed out of their land in the 1700's!

I pay import tax on cars made in Ontario.

I am allowed to skydive and smoke, but
not allowed to drive without a seat belt.

All the money I make until mid July must
go to paying taxes.

I live and work among people who believe
Americans are Ignorant...


These same people cannot name their own country's new territory.

I sleep well knowing that my taxes helped purchase a nice six figure home in Vancouver for some unskilled refugee.

Although they are unpatriotic
and constantly try to separate...
Quebec still provides most of my
nation's prime ministers.

95% of my nation's international
conflicts are over fish.

I'm supposed to call black people
African Canadians, although I'm sure none of them have ever been to Africa for that matter.

I am being told that paying a 200% tax
on alcohol is fair.

I am also being told that the same tax
on gasoline is also fair.

I am being told that spending $15
billion to promote the French language in the rest of Canada is fair when the province of Quebec doesn't support or even recognize the ENGLISH language. How can Quebec get away with that?


I am being told that paying $1 million
for 3 Stripes ('The Voice of Fire' painting in Ottawa) by the National Art Gallery was a good purchase, even though 99% of this country didn't want it or will ever see it.

When I look at my pension and realize
that I take home a third of what I actually make, I say 'Oh well, at least we have better
health care than the U.S.A..'

I must bail out big corporations who drive
their business into the ground and say,
'yeah that's ok.'
And When they move all their manufacturing plants and jobs to a third world country and say, 'no problem.'

Canada is the highest taxed nation in
North America, the biggest Military
buffer for the United States , and the number one destination for fleeing terrorists.

The Lord's prayer is not allowed in our
schools anymore because of other religions who chose to move here. But prayer rooms for Muslims are provided.


I am an angry white person.

I am one pissed off taxpayer, who is broke.






I am Canadian!!!

MY NAME IS BEN DOVER.....Say it fast!