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Post by retired2 Sun Aug 02, 2015 10:15 pm

IMPORTANT THOUGHT FOR THE DAY…………..




[size=32]If Bruce Jenner goes missing, will they put his picture on a carton of Half & Half?[/size]
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Post by retired2 Sun Aug 02, 2015 10:16 pm

Heart warming...............


This Ought to
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m
ake All Granddads Feel All Warm and Fuzzy!!!

A six-year-old goes to
the hospital with his mother to visit his Granddad.
When they get to
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the hospital, he runs ahead of his mother and bursts into
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his Granddad's room.
Grandpa," he says excitedly, "as soon as my mom comes
into the room, make a
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noise like a frog!"
"What?" said his Grandpa.
"Make a noise like a frog because mom said as soon as you croak, we're
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all going to Disney World!"
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Post by retired2 Sun Aug 02, 2015 10:18 pm

She's single... She's shapely ..She's beautiful and she lives right across the street.
I can see her place from my kitchen window.

I watched as she got home from work this evening.  I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door.
 
I opened the door, she looked at me and said, "I just got home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time, dance, get drunk, and have sex tonight.

Are you doing anything?"
 
I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free!"


"Great," she said. "Can you watch my dog?"

Being a senior citizen really sucks!
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Post by retired2 Sun Aug 02, 2015 10:43 pm

Taking my own cart next trip to Wallyworld

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Post by Rick Wisson Mon Aug 03, 2015 7:10 am

Thanks for the chuckles to start the day.
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