55th High School Reunion

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55th High School Reunion
He
was a widower and she a widow.
They had known
each other for a number of years being high school classmates and
having attended class
reunions in the
past without fail.

This 55th anniversary of their class, the widower and the widow made a
foursome with two other singles.
They had a
wonderful evening, their spirits high.

The widower throwing admiring glances across the table. The widow
smiling coyly back at him.

Finally, he picked up courage to ask her, "Will you marry
me?"
After
about six seconds of careful consideration, she
answered,
"Yes..... yes I
will!"

The evening ended on a happy note for the widower. But the next
morning he was troubled.
Did she say “Yes”
or did she say “No?”

He couldn't remember. Try as he would, he just could not recall. He
went over the conversation of the previous evening, but his mind was
blank.

He remembered asking the question but for the life of him could not
recall her response. With fear and trepidation
he picked up the
phone and called her.

First, he explained that he couldn't remember as well as he used to.
Then he reviewed the past evening.
As he gained a
little more courage he then inquired of her. "When I asked if you
would marry me,
did you say “Yes”
or did you say “No?”

"Why you silly man, I said ‘Yes. Yes I will.’ And I meant it with all
my heart."

The widower was delighted. He felt his heart skip a
beat.

Then she continued. "And I am so glad you called because I couldn't
remember who asked me!”

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THE ITALIAN WEDDING TEST
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year. So we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me.
It was her beautiful younger sister, Sofia.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini skirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me. I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate. She never did it around anyone else.
One day she called me and asked me to come over. 'To check my Sister's wedding- invitations' she said.
She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me. She couldn't overcome them anymore.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married. She said "Before you commit your life to my sister".
Well, I was in total shock, and I couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom" she said, "if you want one last wild fling, just come up and have me".
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment. Then turned and made a bee-line straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lord And behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me. He said, 'Paulie, we are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family my son.'
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.