EAR HAIR

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EAR HAIR
>  
>    My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so
>  she took it to the
>  veterinarian. He found that the problem was
>    hair in its ears. He cleaned both ears and the dog
>  could hear fine. The
>  vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if
>    she wanted to keep this from recurring she should go
>  to the store and get
>  some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the
>    dog's ears once a month.
>  
>    The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair"
>  hair remover.
>  
>    At the register the druggist tells her, "If you're
>  going to use this under
>  your arms don't use deodorant for a few
>    days."
>  
>    The lady says: "I'm not using it under my arms."
>  
>    The druggist says: "If you're using it on your legs
>  don't shave for a
>  couple of days."
>  
>    The lady says: "I'm not using it on my legs either;
>  if you must know, I'm
>  using it on my schnauzer."
>  
>    The druggist says: "Stay off your bicycle for a
>  week."