Just In Time For next years Christmas

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Just In Time For next years Christmas -

A Turkey Tip for the chef! I know you’ll thank me for it.

TO ALL MY FRIENDS THAT LIKE TO BE CREATIVE OVER THE HOLIDAYS !!



Cut a lemon in half and place under the skin of the turkey before roasting for

a Christmas meal the family will still be talking about next year

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When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not

produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the
Pre-Christmas pressure.


Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her mother was coming to visit, which
stressed Santa even more.


When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were
about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven
knows where.



Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards
cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.



Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a
shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk
all the cider and hidden the liquor..



In his frustration, he accidentally
dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces
all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had
eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.


Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the
door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.


The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day?

I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'


And thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the
Christmas tree.


Not very many people know this

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[Ruby Tuesday]

The turkey picture brings a whole new meaning to liking the breast when you eat turkey.

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