My Golf Book just for my golf playing friends

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My Golf Book just for my golf playing friends
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> This book on golf gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that I have gained through my 10+ years of golfing experience.
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> Highlights include:
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> Chapter 1) How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt
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> Chapter 2) How to Hit a Maxfli ball from the Rough When You Just Hit a Titleist from the Tee
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> Chapter 3) How to Get More Distance off the Shank
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> Chapter 4) When to Give the Groundsman the Finger
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> Chapter 5) Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m
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> Chapter 6) How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water
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> Chapter 7) How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three off the Tee
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> Chapter How to Relax When You Are Hitting Five off the Tee
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> Chapter 9) When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent
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> The book also includes some GOLF TERMINOLOGY
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> Ø A Paris Hilton - an expensive hole
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> Ø A Diego Maradonna - a nasty 5 footer
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> Ø A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read
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> Ø A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn't
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> Ø A Cuban - needs one more revolution
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> Ø An Elton John - a big bender that lips the rim
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> Ø An Adolf Hitler - two shots in the bunker
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> Ø A Yasser Arafat - ugly and in the sand
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> Ø A Kate Moss - bit thin
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> Ø A Gerry Adams - playing a Provisional
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> Ø A Brazilian - Just shaved the hole
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> Ø A Rodney King - overclubbed
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> Ø An O. J. Simpson - got away with it
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> Ø A Princess Grace - should have taken a driver
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> Ø A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver
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> Ø A Ladyboy - looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems
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> Ø An Elephant's arse - high and shitty
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> Ø A Condom - safe but didn't feel real good
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> Ø A Sister-in-law – you’re up there but you know you shouldn't be
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> I have copies in stock but I anticipate a rush so be quick and ensure you don't miss out!
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> Please pass this information to anyone who you feel may benefit from my expertise.