After an excitingly hot 69 session with his girlfriend Bob remembered he had a Dentist
appointment. However, he was afraid that the dentist would smell pussy on his breath. So
he brushed his teeth 7 times, used dental floss 8 times, and on top of that, he gargled a
whole bottle of Listerine.
As he arrived at the dentist, he sucked 2 strong mints. His turn came up and the dentist
told him to take a seat. Feeling confident and relaxed, BOB opened his mouth wide.
The dentist got close and said, “Mother of God, did you have 69 sex before you came here?”
Bob turned to him and said, “Does my breath smell like pussy?”
“No,” the dentist replied, “your forehead smells like shit!”
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This one almost made me snort my coffee.
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