Now you guys know why you can't multi task.

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Now you guys know why you can't multi task.




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>         I love  this explanation!!!!!!!
>           This is so true.
                  One of the all-time best explanations for the difference between men and women!
>>                     Women always knew this. We just couldn't explain it!
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>                     Click on the nothing box below, make sure you have the volume turned on.
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>                     The nothing box. <https://www.youtube.com/embed/ulP6f9zXtTs?rel=0>

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5 Undeniable Facts

1. A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra. A boy is grown up when he starts removing it.

2. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.

3. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS.
4. Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.
5. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Molson, Heineken, Carlsberg, & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.

AND

I haven't verified this on Snopes, but it sounds legit...A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it .*:O) clown

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The Grandmother of
all Blonde Jokes:

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokers
and how all blondes are perceived as stupid.
So, she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.

While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a
couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves
for work, she gets down to the task at hand.

Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint.
He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat..
He notices that she is wearing a heavy parka and a leather jacket at the same time.
He goes over and asks her if she if OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing
and she replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb,
and she wanted to do it by painting the house..

He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket, she replies that she
was reading the directions on the paint can and it said...

(You'll love this...)

(I know you will...)





"FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS."

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Acceptable uses of the "F" word in history

There are only ten times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use.







10. "What the @#$% do you mean,

we're sinking?"



-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912



9 . "What the @#$% was that?"



-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945



8. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"



-- Custer, 1877





7. "Any @#$%ing idiot

could understand that."



-- Einstein, 1938





6. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"



-- Picasso, 1926





5. "How the @#$%

did you work that out?"



-- Pythagoras, 126 BC





4. "You want WHAT

on the @#$%ing ceiling?”



-- Michelangelo, 1566





3. "Where the @#$% are we?"



-- Amelia Earhart, 1937





2. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"



-- Noah, 4314 BC





1. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"



-- Bill Clinton, 1998

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Nearly Became A Doctor

When I was young I decided to go to Medical School.
At the entrance exam we were asked to rearrange the letters PNEIS and
form the name of an important human body part which is most useful
when erect.
Those who answered spine, are medical doctors today, while the rest of us are
sending jokes via email

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This is perhaps the most profound philosophy I have heard in recent times:



"Life is like a penis - simple, relaxed and hanging free... it's women who make it hard."

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Some cute ones in this batch!

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