FIVE UNSHAKABLE FACTS

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1. A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra. A boy is grown up  when he starts removing it.
2. We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.
3. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but  having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS.
4. Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend  of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.
5. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Coors,  Fosters, Carlsberg & Budweiser.  Men may state their preferences, but  will grab whatever is available                  

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Romantic Canadian Husband.
Man said to his wife "Alright you sexy thing, upstairs now"
She looked at him and said "Ooh, you devil"
He said "No, seriously, hockey is starting,....... bugger off”

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A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.


They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy

asks, "What are these, Dad?"To which the man matter-of-factly replies,

Those are called Condoms son. Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."

He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks,

"Why are there 3 in this package?"

The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."

"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"

"Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy"then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.

With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied,

"Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March ......

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