Big People Words

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Big People Words

A group of four-year-olds were trying very hard to
become accustomed to school. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the
teacher insisted on NO baby talk! "You need to use 'Big
People' words," she was always reminding them.
"John what did you do over the weekend?"
"I went to visit my Nana."

"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big
People' words!" She then

"I took a ride on a choo-choo."

"No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use
'Big People' words," she said. She then asked Alex what he
had done.

"I read a book," he replied.
"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book
did you read?"

Alex thought very hard about it, then puffed out his
chest with great pride and said, "Winnie the SHIT."

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Condom Use On An Airplane





A man and a woman are seated next to each other on a flight. They start eying each other, and both realize they want to do the same thing. He slips a condom out of his pocket, and she looks delighted.

"Rear toilet?" He suggests. "Five minutes", she agrees and goes off. He waits five minutes, then goes and slips in there with her. "Right, get that condom on," she says. Soon, they are both sighing with pleasure.



But a sharp eyed stewardess has noticed them, and realized what they are up to, So, she humiliates them by making an announcement over the PA system. "To the lady and gentleman in the rear toilet, we know what you are doing, and it is expressly forbidden by airline regulations.....



"Now, please put those cigarettes out and take the condom off the smoke detector."


And what were you thinking?


I worry about you sometimes! I mean, I really worry about you!..lol.

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The School of Psychology, Harvard University, recently conducted a public survey called "What really do you see?"

People were asked to focus their attention on a very simple picture, and then asked if they had noticed anything odd.

Now, you have the chance to take part in this survey.

Study the picture for 1 minute; then reveal what you see that is HORRENDOUS.

Start now.....



















Question : What do you see that is HORRENDOUS?


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Answer : There's a MOUSE on one of the doughnuts!




Results of the Survey :

1. 100% of males failed this test. They were distracted by the bosom.

2. 100% of the females also failed this test. They were distracted by the wide choice of doughnuts.


HAVE A NICE DAY !

[Rick Wisson]

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