Some words of special advice.

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Some words of special advice.



Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who matter
don’t mind . . . and those who mind don't matter.

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When you see a woman . . . and want her badly . . .
please consider the following . . .


No matter how beautiful she is . . .


No matter how sexy she is . . .


No matter how seductive she is . . .



No matter how huge her breasts are . . .



Now, I've completely forgotten where I was going with this.
That shit happens when you get older.
Sorry for wasting your time!

[Rick Wisson]

A police officer was interviewing a young recruit. "If you're driving at night," the officer asked, "and you're being chased by a gang of criminals going sixty miles an hour, what would you do?" The applicant replied, "Seventy!"