HOOTERS

[retired2]

HOOTERS

 After a long day on the golf course, I stopped in at ‘Hooter's’ to see
>> some friends and have some hot Wings and drinks.
>>
>> After being there for a while, one of my friends asked me which
>> waitress I would like to be stuck in an elevator with.
>>
>> I told them "The one who knows how to fix elevators."
>>
>> I'm old, tired, and pee a lot.
>>

[Rick Wisson]

Hard to beat Israeli Technology . . .

The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates
the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners. It's an
armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate
any explosive device you may have on your person.

Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of
this nonsense about racial profiling. It will also eliminate the
costs of long and expensive trials.

You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.
Shortly thereafter, an announcement:

"Attention to all standby passengers, El Al is proud to announce a
seat available on flight 670 to London. Shalom!"

BRILLIANT...

Maintenance - Clean up at gate 2

[observer]

Love it!

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