During his physical examination, a doctor asked a middle-aged man about his physical activity level. The man told the doctor how he spends 3 days a week, every week, in the outdoors. The man says to the doctor, "Yesterday afternoon was typical. I took a 5 hour walk about 7 miles through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the edge of a lake, I pushed my way through 2 miles of brambles, I got sand in my shoes and my eyes, I barely avoided stepping on a snake, I climbed several rocky hills, I went to the bathroom behind some big trees, I ran away from an irate mother bear and then ran away from an angry bull Elk. The mental stress of it all left me shattered. At the end of it all, I drank a shot of scotch and 3 glasses of wine.”
Amazed by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one hell of an outdoors man!"
"No," the man replied.
“I'm just a really, really shitty golfer."
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