Tim Hortons - Burger King merger

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Yikes!!! *> phbbbbt MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Specialist vs. Specialist



A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded library. He asked a girl in a university library: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?"



The girl replied in a loud voice: "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"



All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed and moved to another table.



After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said with a laugh: "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?”



The guy then responded in a loud voice: "$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? ... . . THAT'S ROBBERY!"



All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock. The guy then whispered in her ear: "I study law: I know how to screw people."

[Ruby Tuesday]

That donut on a bun does nothing for me!

This merger is getting a lot of media attention. I hope it means great things for both chains.

Burger King doesn't seem too popular around here. Not sure how it's perceived to be in the US.

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