The Prayer

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The Prayer


When I went to church last week, I heard a sweet elderly lady in the pew next to me saying a prayer. It was so innocent and sincere that I just have to share it with you:

"Dear Lord, This sure has been a tough four to five years. You have taken my favorite actor Patrick Swayze, my favorite musician Michael Jackson, my favorite Blues Singer Amy Winehouse, my favorite actress Elizabeth Taylor, my favorite singer Whitney Houston my favorite author Tom Clancy and now my favorite comedian Robin Williams!

I just wanted you to know that my favorite politicians are Allison Redford, Elizabeth May, Dalton McGuinty, Kathleen Wynne, Mike Duffy, Pamela Wallin, Rob Ford, and that Trudeau kid."

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How sweet is this????


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> An elderly couple, who had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.
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> One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.
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> She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:
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> "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."
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> The husband texted back to her:
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> "I'm on the toilet. Please advise."

[Rick Wisson]

Good one.

[Ruby Tuesday]

Yip, both of those are good ones!

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