Male Fairy Tale

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Male Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess,

"Will you marry me?"

The Princess immediately said, "No!"

And the Prince lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles and

dated thin, long-legged, beautiful women, and hunted and fished

and raced cars, and slept anytime he liked and dated ladies half his age

and because he never got married he never had a honey-do list,

and never paid child support or alimony, and dated cheerleaders and

kept his house and guns, and ate lots of greasy meat, potato chips and beans,

and blew enormous farts, and never got cheated on while he was at work,

and all his friends and family thought he was a super cool dude,

and he had tons of money in the bank, and he left the toilet seat up.


The End.

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The Royal Canadian Mint has just announced they are going to remove the polar

       bear from the 'Toonie' (two dollars) in view of its demise soon with global warming.
       
       
       
       In the height of political correctness, they will replace it with two gay deer having sex.
       
       
       
       Instead of calling it a "toonie", it will now be called "two f**king bucks"

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