Some excellent Christian one-liners

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Don't let your worries get the best of you;
Remember, Moses started out as a basket case.

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Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited
Until you try to sit in their pews.

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Many folks want to serve God,
But only as advisers.

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It is easier to preach ten sermons
Than it is to live one.

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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose,
But mosquitoes come close.

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When you get to your wit's end,
You'll find God lives there.

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People are funny; they want the front of the bus,
Middle of the road, and back of the church.

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Opportunity may knock once,
But temptation bangs on the front door forever.

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Quit griping about your church;
If it were perfect, you couldn't belong.

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If a church wants a better pastor,
It only needs to pray for the one it has.

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We're called to be witnesses,
Not lawyers or judges.

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God Himself doesn't propose to judge a man
Until he is dead. So why should you?

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Some minds are like concrete.
Thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.

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Peace starts with a smile.

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I don't know why some people change churches;
What difference does it make which one you stay home from?

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Be ye fishers of men.
You catch 'em - He'll clean 'em.

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Stop, Drop, and Roll won't work in Hell.

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Coincidence is when God
Chooses to remain anonymous.

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Don't put a question mark
Where God put a period.

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Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.

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Forbidden fruits create many jams.

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God doesn't call the qualified,
He qualifies the called.

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God grades on the cross, not the curve.

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God loves everyone,
But probably prefers 'fruits of the spirit' over 'religious nuts!'

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God promises a safe landing,
Not a calm passage.

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He who angers you, controls you!

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If God is your Co-pilot,
Swap seats!

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Prayer:
Don't give God instructions,
Just report for duty!

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The task ahead of us is never as great
As the Power behind us.

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The Will of God never takes you to where
The Grace of God will not protect you.

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We don't change the message,
The message changes us.

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You can tell how big a person is by
What it takes to discourage him/her.

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The best mathematical equation I have ever seen:
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.