GOD LOVES DRUNK PEOPLE TOO

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GOD LOVES DRUNK PEOPLE TOO

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"

He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife.

"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.

"Did you help him?" she asks.

"No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!"

"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us?

I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.

He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

"Yes," comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing," replied the drunk.

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There was a bit of confusion at Canadian Tire this morning.

When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets

the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."



Making a mental note to complain to Harper about the gun registry people

running amok, I did just as she had instructed.



When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that

she was referring to my credit card.



They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!