And God Created Canada

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And God Created Canada



On the sixth day, God turned to Archangel Gabriel and

said, "Today I am going to create a land called Canada. It will be a land

of outstanding natural beauty. It shall have tall majestic mountains full

of mountain goats and eagles, beautiful sparkling lakes bountiful with bass

and trout, forests full of elk and moose, high cliffs over-looking sandy

beaches with an abundance of sea life, and rivers stocked with salmon."

God continued, "I shall make the land rich in resources so

as to make the inhabitants prosper, I shall call these inhabitants

Canadians, and they shall be known as the most friendly people on the

earth."

"But Lord," asked Gabriel, "don't you think you are being

too generous to these Canadians?"

"Not really," replied God..

"Just wait and see the winters I am going to give them !"