Child Custody Made Simple

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A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court, but the custody of their children posed a problem.

The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.
The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his side of the story.
After a long

moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied:

Your Honor, when I put a dollar into a vending machine, and a Coke comes out, does the Coke belong to me or to the machine?'



Don't laugh, he won!

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*PSYCHOPATH TEST*

Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the
bottom for the result.


This is not a trick question. It is as it reads. No one I know has gotten it right, few people do.


A woman, while at the funeral for her mother, met a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing. She believed him to be her dream guy so much that she fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him. A few days later she killed her sister.

Question: What is her motive for killing her sister?

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Answer:

She was hoping the guy would appear at the funeral again.

If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath.
This was a test by a famous American Psychologist used to determine if one has the same mentality as a killer. Many arrested serial killers took part in the test and answered the question correctly.


If you didn't answer the question correctly, good for you.

If you got the answer correct, please let me know so I can take you off my e-mail list!

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Superbowl

A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl.

As he sat down, he noticed that the seat next to him was empty.

He asked the man on the other side of the empty seat whether anyone was sitting there.

"No," the man replied, "The seat is empty."

"This is incredible," said the first man.

"Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the world and not use it?"

The second man replied, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away.

This will be the first Super bowl we haven't been together since we got married in 1967."

"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else -- a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?"

The man shook his head. "No, they're all at the funeral."

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Granny's Advice.

Yes, our grandmothers still had genuine knowledge of staying naturally healthy.

My granny lectured me about her practical knowledge:

“For better digestion, I drink beer, for loss of appetite I drink white wine,
with low blood pressure, red wine, with high blood pressure,
cognac and whenever I have a cold, I drink Vodka.”

“And when do you drink water?”

“I have never been that sick!”

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The phone rings and the lady of the house answers,

"Hello."

"Mrs. Sanders, please."

"Speaking."

"Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory..
When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy
from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well...
We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband.
Frankly, either way the results are not too good."

"What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.

"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which is which."

"That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?" questioned Mrs.Sanders.

"Normally we can, but MEDICARE will only pay for these expensive tests once."

"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"

"The MEDICARE Helpdesk recommends that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town..

If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him.

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